Emoticons Blog No.3: So, How's That Smashing?

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R.I.P. 2014's Super Smash Bros.   
Oh, no. Don't worry. It's still out and selling and such, but with all the updates nobody will want to play it anymore.
Really. I've had that game on 3DS for over a year now, and it's been updated around a dozen times now. Really. It wouldn't be so bad, of course, if it didn't mean that WITHOUT THOSE UPDATES YOU CAN'T PLAY ONLINE AND/OR PLAY THE GAME AT ALL.  
Actually, you can play the game WITHOUT online without the update.   You just have to start from the very beginning, without your save data! 
Oh FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! WHY MUST NINTENDO DO THIIIIIIIIS??? 
Oh, and don't get me started on the WiiU one. We can't even get ONLINE without a CONSOLE update.  Don't ask how THAT works.